Prosaic

Friday, March 21, 2008

I'm sorry, I haven't written in quite a long time. All I do now is write. It's so incredibly boring and stressful. So the last thing I want to do is take a break from writing to write about how boring and stressful my life is. So instead I choose to focus on my London celebrity sighting list, which is increasing considerably lately despite the fact I don't often leave my bedroom.

1. Martin Freeman
2. Goldie Hawn
3. Kurt Russell
4. Ivana Trump
5. Charlotte Church
6. Carmen Electra
7. The Darkness
8. Graham Norton
9. Paul McCartney
10. Patrick Stewart
11. Kevin Spacey (smoking around the corner from the Old Vic)
12. Matt Lucas (hailing a cab on Lisson Grove)
13. Jessica Stevenson
14. Simon Amstell (talking to Ms. Stevenson at a special viewing of Grindhouse at Prince Charles Cinema)

Are those last three too British? I mean, I wouldn't have any idea who they are if I hadn't lived here for some considerable time. It makes me feel really acclimated.

5:15 pm | Permalink

You forgot Matt Lucas. How do you imagine he will feel when he reads this?

Posted by Huw | 9:55 am, March 23, 2008

Screw you. The only person I saw in London was Billie Piper. I was hoping to see Amy Winehouse in a drunken stupor but I spose you'd have to stay out past 9pm.

Posted by Afe | 9:47 pm, March 24, 2008

Phew. So long as he doesn't bother with the comments, I think you got away with it.

Posted by Huw | 10:14 am, March 25, 2008

You can discover some of the celebrities from London's past like Charlie Chaplin and the scene of the world's longest running play with a Walk Talk Tour downloadable audio tour. Get out of your room, it'll be good for you.

http://www.walktalktour.com/

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Posted by Anonymous | 6:35 pm, April 02, 2008