I'm sorry, I haven't written in quite a long time. All I do now is write. It's so incredibly boring and stressful. So the last thing I want to do is take a break from writing to write about how boring and stressful my life is. So instead I choose to focus on my London celebrity sighting list, which is increasing considerably lately despite the fact I don't often leave my bedroom.

1. Martin Freeman
2. Goldie Hawn
3. Kurt Russell
4. Ivana Trump
5. Charlotte Church
6. Carmen Electra
7. The Darkness
8. Graham Norton
9. Paul McCartney
10. Patrick Stewart
11. Kevin Spacey (smoking around the corner from the Old Vic)
12. Matt Lucas (hailing a cab on Lisson Grove)
13. Jessica Stevenson
14. Simon Amstell (talking to Ms. Stevenson at a special viewing of Grindhouse at Prince Charles Cinema)

Are those last three too British? I mean, I wouldn't have any idea who they are if I hadn't lived here for some considerable time. It makes me feel really acclimated.