I think I've finally figured out what time it is. It's taken a few days, but it appears that the Powers That Be have certain parts of the planet on different schedules. I thought that daylight savings time was next weekend, and it is. For America. For the UK and Europe (I think, don't quote me) is was this weekend. Ha! It may be nonsensical and frustrating, but I've cracked the code! Bring it on, you Masters of Confusion!!

(P.S. Why? Why would this be? I can't think of a single reason, other than to purposefully confuse expatriates.)