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Saturday, July 24, 2004 

Rainbow in a Bottle

So I got a new nail polish, and it's a very bizarre shade.  Depending on how the light hits it, it is an amazing variety of colors, right there on every single finger nail.  I put it on yesterday, and between then and now four different guys have remarked on it.  I never thought men noticed this type of stuff, but apparently they do.  Several have even grabbed my hand to examine my fingers close up.  They don't understand it.  I guess that's how you get a guy to notice you; dazzle him with inexplicable science.  They ask me "how did you do that?" and "how does it work?" all while holding my hand.  I've found the secret to immediate intimacy with strange men.  The color is something like Turquoise Opal or something, but it came with a little sticker that said "Rainbow in a Bottle."  It certainly is.

I should point out that I'm easily distracted by anything shiny and sparkly. That's why I like running at night because of all the fun sparkly lights. I'm a total moth when it comes to sparklies.


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