Homer - "All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." (Bart and Homer conga,singing "You don't win friends with SalllllllllAD! You don't win friends with SallllllllllllAD"!